A satirical Classics column written and edited by one person, in a tradition that is older than it looks and more useful than it admits.
Jenna Z. Liang
Founder, Author & Editor
Scrolls & Trolls is written and edited by Jenna Z. Liang, who reads Cicero, Juvenal, Horace, and Catullus in Latin and is working her way deeper into Greek. The premise is that the satirical tradition, Roman invective through Renaissance wit through American comedy, is not a museum piece behind glass. It is a live tool for thinking about the present, and the citations underneath every joke are real.
The column does not pretend to be scholarship, because satire never was. Swift's A Modest Proposal is not a contribution to economics; it is a writer with a classical education turning that education on his own moment until the moment cannot look away. The bar here is the same one Swift cleared: voice, backed by enough classical literacy that the references actually land. The ancient texts are quoted accurately because accuracy is the joke's engine, not its decoration. Get Juvenal's clown cup wrong and the whole piece collapses; get it right and it does the work.
It runs fortnightly. Some pieces are full essays, the kind posted whole on The Essays. Some are parodies and short riffs. One recurring strand, Sinica et Classica, reads the Greco-Roman texts beside the Classical Chinese tradition the author grew up in as a Mandarin speaker, because Catullus and Li Bai turn out to have written the same hangover.
On the jokes. The jokes are written by hand, because a machine-written joke is flat in exactly the way that gives it away, and the voice is the whole point. The submission desk holds outside contributors to the same line.
Satire did not start as a style. It started as a Roman claim. Quintilian wrote satura quidem tota nostra est, satire, at least, is entirely ours, the one literary form Rome would not concede to the Greeks. The line runs from Aristophanes mocking Socrates on the Athenian stage, through Lucian's deadpan dialogues of the dead, to the Romans who made it a genre: Horace, who teased; Persius, who scowled; and Juvenal, who burned. Difficile est saturam non scribere, it is hard not to write satire, he wrote, and meant it as a diagnosis of his city.
Then the form went quiet for a thousand years and came back swinging. Erasmus put on the mask of Folly herself. Rabelais wrote giants. Swift proposed eating children with a straight enough face that people still miss the joke. Voltaire burned a garden's worth of optimism. The line crosses the ocean into Twain, who could not be solemn if you paid him, and Mencken, who was paid handsomely to be the opposite of solemn about everything Baltimore held sacred. It runs straight into the twentieth-century comic essay and the Harvard Lampoon pipeline that fed the writers' rooms of American late night.
Scrolls & Trolls sits at the teenage end of that line, with no illusions about the company it is keeping and a great deal of affection for it. The point of naming the lineage is not to claim a seat at the table. It is to insist that the table exists, that comedy about power is a serious and ancient craft, and that the right response to reading Juvenal in Latin at sixteen is to pick the craft up and use it on your own century.
The original and current form: fortnightly essays and parodies pairing ancient texts with modern life. Fifty-plus pieces published, three posted whole here.
A curated, copy-edited collection of the strongest essays with a new introduction and three print-only pieces. Designed cover, an ISBN, and a small Boston-area launch reading. See the book page.
New pieces written for and submitted to real outlets: McSweeney's Internet Tendency, Antigone Journal, Ephebeia, the Paideia Institute. The honest part: most asks miss, and the plan is built to survive that.